1. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”

2. “Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.”

3. “The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.”

4. “Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.”

5. “Someone asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.”

6. “I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!”

7. “I am a hot dude with cool attitude.”

8. “Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!”

9. “Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.”

10. “Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.”

11. “80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having a brain.”

12. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

13. “Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.”

14. “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”

15. “Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.”

16. “Boys are great, every girl should have one.”

17. “Man of the year.”

18. “Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.”

19. “A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.”

20. “A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”

21. “Every man is the architect of his own fortune.”

22. “A thinking man can never be brave.”

23. “Some men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what they want to when all they need is one reason why they can.”

24. “Just Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean I am Alone, I Have a Food and Internet.”

25. “Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams come true.”

26. “Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.”

27. “Boys. I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy.”

28. “Fashion should be a form of escapism and not a form of imprisonment.”

29. “I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.”

30. “I can’t say yes (a gentleman never tells). But I’d lie if I said no.”

31. “Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.”

32. “I’m very much a gentleman in what I do.”

33. “A gentleman knows his actions carry more weight than any words spoken.”

34. “I am strong. I am kind. I am smart. I am important. I am fearless. I am amazing.”

35. “It’s attention to detail that makes the difference between average and stunning.”

36. “It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”

37. “A gentleman never talks about his tailor.”

38. “Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.”

39. “Only great minds can afford a simple style.”

40. “In character, in manner, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity.”

41. “On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.”

42. “Looking good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect.”

43. “You have to be smart. The easy days are over.”

44. “Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.”

45. “I may look calm. But in my head, I’ve killed you about 5 times.”

46. “God hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones.”

47. “Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.”

48. “Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.”

49. “I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.”

50. “How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?”

51. “I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.”

52. “I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man – I’m the second world’s most handsome man!”

53. “Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”

54. “Champions train, losers complain.”

55. “Black as night, sweet as sin.”

56. “Being a gentleman is a worthy goal.”

57. “Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude.”

58. “Be like a sun, keep on shining and let the world burns.”

59. “I didn’t grow up feeling very handsome. I learn, I worked and now I’m.”

60. “A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”

61. “I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.”

62. “A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.”

63. “Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.”

64. “The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain.”

65. “When I was born… The devil said: Oh Shit..!! Competition.”

66. “I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.”

67. “Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman, and keep your shoes shined.”

68. “I sure am handsome. I can’t lie. This is one handsome guy.”

69. “Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!”

70. “Being handsome wasn’t much of a burden. It worked for me.”

71. “I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.”

72. “I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

73. “I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.”

74. “Silence is the best response to a fool.”

75. “I will win not immediately, but Definitely.”

76. “I forgive but I never forget.”

77. “I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.”

78. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!”

79. “I never insult people I only tell them what they are.”

80. “When I’m good I’m best when I’m bad I’m worst.”

81. “I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.”

82. “I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.”

83. “Not always “Available”… Try your Luck… ”

84. “The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.”

85. “Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.”

86. “I’m not special, I’m just Limited Edition.”

87. “Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.”

88. “Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.”

89. “I love to walk in a fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.”

90. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”

91. “Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.”

92. “Lazy People Fact #5812672793: You were too lazy to read that number.”

93. “Save water drink beer.”

94. “I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.”

95. “I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.”

96. “Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.”

97. “Tried to lose weight… But it keeps finding me.”

98. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.”

99. “hones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off.”

100. “Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.”


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